ALEX LOVES WEARING SPANDEX :D

ALEXS BLOG HAS BEEN PRETTIFIED!

2009-05-05T22:27:00.002+08:00

SOMEHOW ALEX's MAGICMAGICALEX ACCOUNT IS LOGGED IN IN MY LAPTOP!

so im gonna prettify ur blog spandex!

Valentine's Day

2009-02-15T16:18:00.005+08:00

ok maybe not just val's day. gonna start with thursday.

THURSDAY:
nth interesting happened at sch.
zacq wanted to have his last supper with us at 919 tht night, but i couldnt go cos i was busy watching a rather amusing 2 hour BLACK AND WHITE version of Julius Caesar at st joe. who knew elizabethian english would be so funny hahaha.. shaun (as in teo ee shang) was in the movie as some annoying guy who kept speaking up while mark antony delivered his speech during caesar's funeral. AND who knew such sarcasm existed in the 16th century lol

MARK ANTONY: Would you rather live as slaves while caesar lived, or lived free men with caesar alive?
SHAUN-LIKE-GUY: NOH!!! (in that annoying sarcastic style that sherman does hee hee)

you gotta watch the movie to understand it but the way they speak (sometimes they speak to themselves) is simply hilarious.

oh yea and them secret catacoumbs at st joe really do exist. we walked through them to reach the tv room and it was more high-tech than expected lol.

ok after the movie and sending sherman home, i went to airport starbucks for .. coffee with zacq? yea.. liz, erika, oliver, tim, ken and bak were there... we camwhored awhile (ok fine zacq camwhored around us) and i kissed zacq teehee!

ok after tht, zacq sent tim and oliver home then picked up owen. (liz and erika went home by themselves) after picking up some st joe interact club valentine's day service thing (ESTHER AND NAZERENE GOT ROSES FRM ST JOE O.O) we went to 101's bing's and talked abt ragnarok lol. gt home at midnight. talked to zacq on phone til 2.10. ZACQ WHY DID I ONLY KNOW YOU FOR A WEEK?? :( :( :(
stupid fag.

FRIDAY:
since our sch didnt have to ganti on saturday, val's day was kinda celebrated on friday at our sch. first commotion of the day was adrenne's 99 roses frm a certain st joe gangster :O :O. then in the afternoon andy finally plucked up the courage to try to reconcile with yvonne and gave her a valentine gift. the whole sch was watching and supporting him :O :O but when he got there yvonne was in the toilet... HAHAHA potong steam...

then like almost immediately after tht antony woon (a timid quiet guy) gave a rose to the extremely popular van-van BUT SHE REJECTED HIM SOOOO BAD!!! :@ :@ but the whole sch pushed her to take it so she reluctantly did.. woo, woon nearly sia soi :O

then after sch zacq did smth special for a certain someone whose initial is also Z heh. then i stayed with zazq and bak at sch till 615.. singing all our favorite songs.. one last time :'(

i didnt go planetshakers cos i wanted to send zacq off but mommy don allow so i was stuck at mrs hon's feeling so sad .. :( . then he left. . . ...... .. . ... .. 3rd last person to see him =x . then talked with van and bak til the next morning.. feeling sad tht someone important to us has left.. damn.

SATURDAY:
ok lemme get this straight, I SPENT MY VALENTINE'S DAY WITH BAK NAM OK. IF U GT PROBLEM THEN u can call me and we can discuss it over bailey's and bakgua :)
bak woke up at 530 cos he thought it was friday.. and wished tht he could call zacq =\. he woke me up and we walked to tim's house.. at 7am? lol. bloody dick was sharing a smallish bed with kenn mmm and didnt wanna wake up until we opened the blinds in his room lol.his parents drove us to sin chong choon cafe where we had breakfast then drove us back to his house cos bak forgot his phone -.-. then we walked all the way back to green heights mall for expensive coffee and ice-cream. then we (bak and i) walked to bak's hs to get my addmath notes (yea mine -.-) then we walked back to my hs to practice addmath and watch avatar heeeh. then we walked to tim's hs to get him and ken then walked back to greenheightsmall for another round of coffeebean and to get wayne. then bak's momma sent us to stampark to support lodge team.

on thurs night bak, liver and zacq bet with erika tht she cudnt sapu all gold but by the end of yesterday she had got all so far :| but according to what i just heard frm van she gt a silver SO HAH ERIKA NO HILTON, MERDEKA AND MAGENTA FOR YOU HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH boo.

happy valentine's day to all single ppl :) remember, being single and alone on valentine's day isn't the worst thing, being taken and alone is =\

sorry for not updating more frequently. my partner promises mai cs pt3 soon so stay tuned. and i'll blog more often once i get permission to bring camera to sch daily again haha. mmMmm.. hiok san

Hosanna - Starfield (tagged man man)

2009-01-11T10:35:00.004+08:00

tagged by huimian and brandon i think

1. Put your iPod (itunes) on shuffle. (shaun has my iPod so i use my Walkman phone k)
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
4. Tag 10 or more friends who might enjoy doing this as well as the person you got this from. (thx hui and brn!)

SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY
Hey Jude - The Beatles (yea man)

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Won't Go Home Without You - Maroon 5 (lol)

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
I'm Getting Over You - The Click Five (walao.. this is bullshit man)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Cash Machine - Hard-Fi (HAHAHA)

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Dare You To Move - Switchfoot (nice one man)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
It Ends Tonight - The All-American Rejects (i disagree)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Grand Theft Autumn - Fall Out Boy (NOT TRUE)

WHAT IS 2+2=?
The Wind Blows - The All-American Rejects (teehee!)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
I Can Wait Forever - Simple Plan (CB! =_=)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Seventeen Forever - Metro Station (haha, i wish -.-)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Breakin' - The All-American Rejects (true before 2008)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
I'm Not Okay - My Chemical Romance (-.-?)

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Starlight - Muse (/brows)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Basket Case - Greenday (cb, so true)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Time Is Running Out - Muse (NOO!!!)

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
That's What You Get - Paramore (mcb... true friends hor)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Change Your Mind - The All-American Rejects (i dont think im indecisive ler)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Apologize - Timbaland ft OneRepublic (no lar no lar)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Meant To Live - Switchfoot (YEA MAN! life is like ice-cream, enjoy it before it melts =])

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Leaving On A Jet Plane - Aerosmith (smth that's gonna happen in the next twelve months for most =[)

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Perfect - Simple Plan (HAHAHA)

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Pop Princess - The Click Five (acting ahlien?)

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
I'm Yours - Jason Mraz (-.-...)

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Electric Feel - MGMT (painful i guess?)

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Learning To Fall - Boys Like Girls (learning to fall.. in love! =D)

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Here In Your Arms - Hellogoodbye (WAH.... does this mean it'll never happen? =\)

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Long Way To Go - The Click Five (mcb i know im some sad shit ha)

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Unfaithful - Rihanna (never happened le.. mmMMmm, maybe change for you lucky ppl la /brows)

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Kiss Yourself Goodbye - The All-American Rejects (i dont get why songs from AAR's new album keep popping up..)

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Hosanna - Starfield (its like the only christian music i have in my playlist -.-)

I tag:
Ida
Andy
Caleb
Julie
Kevin
Peiyi
Cedric
Melody
Dorothy
Vanessa

how to annoy edward cullen

2009-01-11T00:17:00.001+08:00

- Prance around the house singing Madonna’s ‘Like a virgin’ at the top of your lungs every morning.
- Especially loud when Bella is around to hear it.
- Running it by Charlie that Edward has been ‘sleeping’ with Bella for the past 2 years, at the wedding reception.
- Buy a sex-ed book and shove it in his locker, making sure that whenever he decides to open it that it falls out, in clear view of the school.
- Make sure and tell Aro that Edward wants to elope with him.
- Smear your blood all over his new car freshener. Blame it on Jacob
- Program his locker to sing "YOU AND ME BABY WE AIN’T NOTHING BUT MAMMALS, SO LETS DO IT LIKE WE DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL!" every time he opens it
- Tell him it was Jacob’s idea.
- Show him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he’s thinks that he looks like a pedophile or if it’s just you.
- Ask him where babies come from. Tell him he’s stupid when he won’t answer your question.
- For his birthday give him a $100 McDonalds gift card, and get offended when he tells you he doesn’t eat food.
- Post his phone number on an Edward Cullen fansite
- Tell him Bella wants to elope with Paul.
- Ask him why he likes watching Bella sleep. Call him a pervert.
- Ask him to be a gangsta with you for Halloween.
- Get offended when he refuses.
- Take him to Victoria’s Secret with Alice.
- Constantly whisper in his ear “Chinese Fireball….ooooooooh!” (harry potter reference)
- Constantly remind him that he almost lost Bella to a dog.
- Graffiti his car. ‘Jacob and Edward = LURVE’
- Picture yourself naked and covered in blood. Ask him if he wants you.
- Call him a liar when he says no.
- Throw boysenberry flavored muffins at him every time he tries to speak.
- Tell him Bella is pregnant and eloping with Mike Newton.
- Tell him you were kidding once he murders Mike.
- Ask him if Charlie is secretly a unicorn.
- Make him watch the Twilight movie.
- Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues.
- Buy him a dog. Name it Jacob.
- Ask him if he’s a virgin.
- Tape porn to his walls.
- Make sure Bella sees it.
- Nail his CDS to the ceiling along with his Stereo.
- Refuse to take them down.
- Tell him Jacob thinks he’s a sex god.
- Ask him why he’s not as hot as Robert Pattinson.

tags, woo!

2008-12-11T15:29:00.002+08:00

thank you melody and peiyi for tagging me =.=

Rules & regulations

-Do not copy answers
-The tag questions must be 100% the same
-Tag people before doing tag

I tag:
1. azzuddin
2. caleb
3. huimian
4. kevin
5. leticia tan
6. owen
7. sammy aw
8. sean
9. julie

How do you know 1?
mm, i met him in form one and he was friendly to me, was like we met each other b4 o.o

What would you do if you never meet 2?
er, i wouldnt have transport home? and no lunch too =(

What would you do if 3 and 4 dated?
whoa, long-distance relationships r0xx0r mann..

Would 5 and 6 make a good couple?
haha, another long-distance relationship mmm

Do you think 7 is attractive?
woo!! sam-sam is HOT

Tell me something about 9.
walao, i thought no9 is the position with short ques and short ans -.- mm, 19 months? =)

What's 1's favourite past time?
er, watching gossip girl and 90210?

What language does 2 speak?
english, abit of babble

Who is 3 going out with?
recently broke up =\

How old is 4?
16 i think. I THINK. he can drive i think, dammit

When was the last time you talk to 5?
whoa, in person i think .. 10 years?

Who is 6's favourite singer?
either some emo chinese singer or some emo english singer. emo either way la

Would you date 7?
WOO YES =P

Is 8 single?
SEAN ARE YOU SINGLE??

What's 9's last name?
.. walao. wads this man.. 2nd part of my dialect, often heard word in 4c.

Would you consider being in a relationship with 1?
OMG YES HE'D MAKE A GREAT BF

Which school does 2 go to?
lodge school. BOO

What do you like about 3?
her frankness i suppose. cuts deep but honesty is the best policy after all

condom no good man man mann...

2008-10-31T21:20:00.023+08:00

On the 28th to the 31st October 2008, Focus on the Family held their annual No Apologies sex education talk at Lodge School. It was held at the school library, and was split into two sessions, with Group A consisting of the form 4 science classes while Group B consisting of form 4 arts class and the two year 10 classes from the international school.

DAY 1:

1st facilitator for our session was mr jerry. mr jerry asked us to pair up, and gave us two strings which we were supposed to get tied up with each other in. then we were supposed to escape the knot. unfortnately, despite having so many students who attended No Apologies before, only shanice and khang ngee could escape their knot... haha, we all sia soi. anyway, the exercise basically explained that while situations could get really sticky, there's always a way out. as long as you get help from the right people.

then, mr jerry let us watch a standard No Apologies video, which lasted half an hr. the video was BORING, and the only image that i can remember is this mexican guy who says sex is good -.- . after that, mr jerry had each of the groups come up with a quote they remember the best from the video, and my group came up with "CONDOM NO GOOD MAN", even tho it actually wasnt in the video hahaaafter the video mr jerry talked and talked of the risks of having sex etc and andy was bored, so he tested his photography skills with macro...
and i tested mine woo
then came break, and came mr charles! charles roxxor man man mann.. he's alvin cousin, and like our braader man.. cool guy. i cant remember much from charles' first talk.. abt healthy relationships. he kept giving us the good stuff on his 'good friend, kenny liong'.. hahaanyway, his activity was rather interesting. it showed that the five parts of the body, Intellectual, Social, Ethical, Physical and Emotional cannot survive without each other and are all playing an important part in keeping the physical and psychological balance in the human body. he had us lock hands and pulled us around like we were weaklings wtf after charles, there was this gangster looking dude called wilson who gave his talk on media literacy. he explained that the media was very influential on the psychological aspect of students in particular as they often used sexually explicit images in advertisement and shows to arouse sexual desires etc etc etc...
kinda weird seeing that he himself brought him some eye candy :O
im talking abt the candy lar.. ccb

after wilson, this lady called jacqueline came in and gave us a talk on HIV/AIDS, and the generation at risk. for some reason, despite he stating clearly that every 1 in 5 people in AFRICA have HIV/AIDS, she seemed very insistant on us accepting the fact that every 1 in 5 lodgians had HIV/AIDS too wtf.anyway, she gave us another sketch to perform. it showed us that while our anti-bodies (white blood cells) could protect us against common bacteria and viruses, once we're attacked by HIV, there's no turning back. there's no cure for HIV/AIDS, and an infected person is destined to die. andy took the lead role of 'my body', jordan took the role of 'white blood cells', while caleb, yuyang, timothy and peiyao took the roles of 'cough', 'fever', 'diarrhea', and 'HIV' respectively.wtf, why my font change suddenly... cough attacked first and got pwned then came fever..which also got pwned haha then came diarrhea!

who also got pwned! haha!while still celebrating, HIV suddenly attacked the body!WBC put up a brave fight.. but after five minutes or so it was ultimately defeated... and all the sicknesses attacked My Body again!somehow the table got involved... anyway, after his moment of table attraction, the sketch ended and jacqueline commented on andy's extraodrinary acting abilities.. and said that he'd get many many oppourtunities to become an actor if he were to live in kuala lumpur.. lol... then she continued abt the 1 in 5 HIV thing.. which made richard question her intelligence.. haha, end of day 1.

DAY 2:

1st facilitator of the day was some old looking young man called james.he explained the consequences of premarital sex. our first activity with him was 'learning how to make teh tarik', as he put it. 20 students were selected to each take a cup, and their task was to pour the contents into each others' cups as many times as possible...after a minute, kathryn came around with a mysterious 'magic powder' which she poured into everyone's cup.andy's afraid of magic...wan's sakai abt magic...
[pic deleted]
caleb made me delete a pic of him
these guys having a jolly good time laughing at andy's smartass cracks haha.. then the results were out.. 16/20 of the students had their cup contents change color, while the remaining four had no observable change in their solutions.. see cikgu felicia? i wrote OBSERVABLE!!anyway, the color change is due to contamination, as two of the original 20 cups were actually vinegar, and the vinegar would react to the 'magic powder' haha lol. so the activity was compared to the spread of HIV, its so easily spread. so if you're not careful, you're almost bound to get it.

next up was the activity 'If pillows could talk', which basically showed the same thing as the vinegar-water activity. it showed that if you have sex with someone, you're as good as having sex with everyone that person ever had sex with, making u getting a higher probability rate of contracting an STD.yea, this was the story... after that, james called shaun, nelson, effendi, andy and reuben to go up and blow balloons. shaun's buff physique enabled him to burst the balloon after blowing for just 2 seconds. he must really have some STRONG lungs man man.... then, james asked us whether we were really gonna trust our future in a condom, which was made from the same material as the balloon which shaun burst. if balloon can burst, why cant condoms?...

after james, this cute guy called douglas took over. he explained the main reason why we should abstain/practice abstinence: IT WORKS EVERY TIME.douglas explained that there were three ways to say no to peer pressure; by stating it, selling it, or moving it. there were three sketches to show how to say no to peer pressure. first up, group 7 (yuyang, shanice, khang ngee, sherman, richard, mervyn, shichun) showed how to 'sell it' when being pressured to start smoking doug remarked that he never knew senior prefects smoked o.o yep, mervyn and richard sold it to avoid the problem.. but the 'untamed animals' began fighting amongst themselves.. as usual.. haha

next up was group 1 (aaron, adeline, alex, alyssa, amanda, alistair, alvin) who showed how to 'state it' when being pressured watch PORN yep, alistair's horny and wants a piece of the action.. but aaron says "no!! mommy say cannot watch!!..."then their mommy alyssa comes and calls us dirty bad boys.. damn

next up was group 2 (andy, ashley, bernard, benji, caleb, eric) with how to 'move it'. they showed how u say no to some 'good fun when the parents aren't home' by restating the problem..andy and her boyfriend bernard...'ding dongggg uh'andy wanted to 'get down and dirty' with all her male friends but they declined... and they diffused the situation by watching a movie.. wtf we then played some weird pingpong-ball-blowing game after that, we had some cut and paste activity.. before going off for lunch..yup we needed to cut and paste him bk together.. wtf.

after lunch, charles was back for his second session and our last: marriage is important. i've been through exactly the same thing before so i was asleep for the best part of the talk, even though i was sitting right in front.. sorry charles..i woke up when he began telling us abt his marriage and life.. and abt kenny liong.. lmao at the end of his presentation, he asked each of us to take a pledge card and sign it.. i did. the first time i went to No Apologies i didnt sign the card because i 'wasnt ready'. this time i thought i wouldn't sign it too, but i did. damn. alvin was like the devil.. telling ppl there was no point signing it since they're gonna lose their virginity before marriage anyway.. wtf anyway, charles was proud that most of us signed the pledge cards.. we've made promises to ourselves to 'save ourselves for marriage'.. whatever tht means.. anyway, so that was the end of the No Apologies sex education talk in lodge for the science classes... im sure that all those who didnt attend it before definitely learnt the truth about life, love and sex.

tiok tagged 3

2008-10-16T17:46:00.003+08:00

I got tagged. THANK YOU KEVIN FOR ALLOWING ME TO UPDATE

Three names you go by :
alex, lime, luk

Three screen names you have had :
alex, lime, iggy

Three physical things you like about yourself :
feet, left ankle, left eye

Three physical things you DON'T like about yourself :
pimples on face, lack of sideburns, one tooth =.=

Three parts of your heritage :
chinese, malay, angmo

Three things that scare you :
being ignored, breaking my ankle again, needing to go through eye surgery again

Three of your everyday essentials :
friends, internet, handphone

Three things you are wearing now :
shirt, trousers, undies

Three of your favourite bands or musical arts :
the click five, elliot minor, coldplay

Three of your favourite songs (right now) :
dashboard confessional - stoolen, dear juliet - take me away, metro station - kelsey

Three things you want in a relationship :
love, loyalty, trust

Three physical things about the preferred sex that appeals to you :
face, hair, height

Three of your hobbies :
reading, chatting, playing music

Three things you wanna do really badly right now :
get the camp ER form signed. text julie and sherman, get the exam over with

Three careers you're considering / considered before :
doctor, engineer, accountant

Three places you want to go on vacation :
damai beach, paris, valencia

Three things you want to do before you die :
build a computer, write a music software, earn 50 million dollars

Three ways that you are Stereotypical girl/guy :
i dota, i cs, i look at hot girls... i think

Five people that you would like to see take this quiz now :
alvin, cedric, kimmy, sammy, wan

tiok tagged 2

2008-09-21T16:05:00.005+08:00

A N S W E R - T R U T H F U L L Y

1. Do you like anyone?:` yes
2. Do they know it?:` yes
3. Simple or complicated?:` very very simple

IN - T H E - L A S T - M O N T H - H A V E - Y O U
4. Bought something:` yes
5. Gotten sick?:` no
6. Been hugged?:` yes
7. Felt stupid?:` yes
8. Talked to an ex:` don have ex
9. Missed someone:` yes
10. Failed a test:` yes. sej and bio -.-
11. Danced:` last night hahaha
12. Gotten your hair cut?:` nope. trying to keep til next yr
13. Lied:` i lied about lying

U N I Q U E
14. Nervous habits?:`rubbing hands together
15. Are you double jointed?:`no
16. Can you roll your tongue?:` yes
17. Can you raise one eyebrow?:` easy for a /brows-er
18. Can you cross your eyes?:` yes
19. Do you make your bed daily?:` no. unless i wake before 6.15
.20. Do you think you are unique?:` yes

H A V E - Y O U - E V E R'S
21. Said "I Love you":` you lucky 12 ppl
22. Given money to a homeless person:` yes
23. Smoked?:` remember, smoking is bad for you, kids
24. Waited all night for a phone call?:` only from guys i think (gay)
25. Snuck out?:` i'm allowed out
26. Sat and looked at the stars?:` yes

M A N N E R S
27. Do you swear/curse?:` yes
28. Do you ever spit?:`in the toilet
29. You cook your own food?` yes
30. You do your own chores?:` yes
31. You like beef jerky?:` yes
32. You're happy with your life?:` life is good
33. You own a dog?:` no
34. You spend your money wisely?:` yes
35. Do you like to swim?:` not anymore
36. When you get bored do you call a friend:` yes

D O - Y O U - P R E F E R'S
37. Flowers or angels?:` angels
38. Gray or black?:` black
39. Color or black and white photos?:` color
40. Lust or love?:` love
41. Sunrise or sunset?:` sunrise
42. M&Ms or Skittles?:`m&ms
43. Staying up late or waking up early?:` staying up late
44. Being hot or cold?:` i dont get it
45. Winter or Fall?:` fall
46. Left or right?:` right
47. Having 10 acquaintances or 2 best friends?:` 10 acquaintances
48. Sunshine or rain?:` sunshine

M O R E-H A V E-Y O U-E V E R'S
49. Been Dumped?:` no
50. Stolen money from a friend?:` no
51. Been in a fist fight?:` no
52. Snuck out of your house?:` im allowed out dammit
53. Had a crush on a teacher?:` no
54. Seen someone die?:` yes
55. Been on an airplane?` yes
56. Slept all day?:` no
57. Missed someone so much it hurt?:`yes
58. Fallen asleep during school?:` yes
59. Been lonely?` yes
60. Cheated in a game?:` yes
61. Been to the ER?:`yes
62. Been in a car accident?:` yes
63. Had detention?:` yes
64. Missed your first love?:` whats your definition of first love?
65. Cried yourself to sleep?:` no
66. Sung in the shower?:` yes
67. Kissed a complete stranger?:` no
68. Laughed so hard you cried?:` yes
69. Cheated on a bf/gf?:`no
70. Regretted hurting someone?:` yes
71. Regretted loving someone?:` no

I TAG:

caleb (this one not that long liao larr)

julie

peiyi

tiok tagged..

2008-09-19T20:46:00.005+08:00

01 Name: alexander gabriel lime luke ignatius luk koo howe. alex, lime, luk, iggy =D

02 Sex: i think i might be gay...

03 Email address: magicmagicalex@hotmail.com (probably gay)

04 Birthdate: 24th april 1992

05 Family: luk

06 Height: 5 ft 8 half

07 Weight: 75. i dont eat pork or chicken

08 Something good about yourself : able to absorb emoness and turn it into butterflies and rainbows =)

09 Something bad about yourself: online a bit too much. a bit lar. lol

10 Describe your personality in one word: happy

11 Celebrities that you like: does morgan then count? martin johnson, hayley williams.

12 Songs you like: take me away by dear juliet, twenty heartbeats by alex kaneko, kelsey by metro station

13 Fav. Season: festive seasons are all good =D

14 Games you’re good at: hexic and bejeweled

15 My ideal woman or man : clean

16 If you have to choose between same age/older/younger: younger

17 Your mood right now: happy

18 What you have in your pocket right now: empty

19 Sleeping out: i sleep in my garden when its not too cold

20 Alcohol tolerance: ok lar

21 Drinking habits: only drink when weiliang has drinks -__-

22 How old were you the first time you drank: 8

23 When do you want to get married: before 32

24 About my singing: my throat hurts

25 About my dancing: jumper

26 Something I want these days: an epiphone acoustic guitar. a les paul, and a harmonica =)

27 When you’re home alone: go online

28 When you’re standing in front of the mirror: i wonder why so many pimples

29 Clothes you’re wearing right now: pyjamas/pajamas. wtv

30 How much money do you have in your wallet: rm36.65 and three picks.

31 What you want to buy for your girlfriend/ boyfriend : dnt hv girlfriend/ boyfriend

32 Does height matter to you: HEHE

33 What song do you sing when you go to sing karaoke: HEY JUDEEE DONT MAKE IT BADDD

34 What would you do if you had plans with your friend but they never showed up: improvise and visit someone

35 What would you do if the person you loved cheated on you: as long as it makes them happy.. its fine.

36 How long will you be able to wait for the person you love: long...

37 First kiss: a girl 5 years older than me when i was 8. accident -__-

38 A feature you feel doesn’t need to be fixed: tongue

39 Feature you feel should be fixed: eyes

40 People you miss the most right now: julie, ida, sherman, alvin, sean, shaun, aaron.

41 First love: my yellow colored gameboy color

42 When you cried the most: apparently i nv cried much as a baby, but i'd say when i got lost in SINAGPORE all alone =\

43 When do you feel you’re grown up: whenever i see cheang hern doing the immature things he does.

44 What you don’t like: chemistry

45 When you felt happy: 23 hrs 30 mins a day. 5 mins for anger/frustration, 24 mins for longing, 1 min for the rest.

46 When you were most flabbergasted: when norwich beat man utd 4 seasons ago (proton beat vodafone wtf)

47 Best looking person of the opposite gender you’ve seen so far: beverly chan

48 Why aren’t you going out with anyone: cos i promised myself no relationships in secondary sch

49 What you feel towards that person: longing. care.

50 What would you say to the people actually reading this: gimme comments! and come bk for more!

51 Something you’re most worried about: parent-teacher interview

52 When do you look most weak: when im doing my chemistry paper

53 How do you NOT get dumped: shouldnt the point of being in a relationship be trying to make the best of the relationship rather than trying not to get dumped? -_-

54 3 things a person NEEDS: love, music, food

60 Favorite TV program: the oc. cos mischa barton is in it

61 Movie that pissed you off: harry potter and the order of the phoenix

62 Movie you watched with most meaning: a walk to remember

63 Most recent movie watched: the lake house

64 Movie you want to recommend: the ultimate gift

65 If you could become a character inside a movie: neo anderson

66 How many net cafes are you a member to: one

67 Which do you go to most often: cilipadi there tht one

68 What you feel about this cafe? : comps too old, cs too old. -.-

69 What you want to say to the starter of the cafe?: i brought another new member! more free hours woott

70 You believe it is okay to marry someone else to save the person that you love: no

71 What would you do if your parents didn’t bless your decision to get married: get married in another continent

72 Do you think you’re a player: no

73 What time do you wake up: 6.30am

74 When you go to sleep: 11pm

75 If someone you met for the first time asked for your number: give la

76 What would you do if you liked someone at a meeting: meet some more

77 Celebrity you want to go out with: hayley williams

78 How many kids do you want: my dad says he's gonna pay for all my kids' expenses so the more the better. in two ways. heh

79 Something you really want to be good at: addmaths and bass

80 What I want to be in 10 years: living the dream

81 Someone you’re jealous of right now: lots of guys

82 A word that you use a lot: like

83 What I do when I first wake up: check the time

84 What would you do if you picked up a million dollars: get an epiphone acoustic guitar, a les paul and a harmonica =). keep the rest in bank to generate interest

85 What would you do if you became invisible: i would cry

86 Singer you think is the best singing live: hayley williams of paramore

87 Singers you don’t understand why they even sing: william hung.

88 A kind of man you don’t like: posers, spoilt, arrogant, egoistic, kiasu, superficial

89 A kind of woman you don’t like: posers, spoilt, arrogant, egoistic, kiasu, superficial

90 What would you do if you found someone you love more than the person you’re dating right now: talk to the person im dating abt it.

91 What would you feel if you met someone you’ve broken up with: hello there =)

92 Most important possession: happiness

93 What you do when you first get online: logon msn

94 What surprised you the most: cikgu kenny's haircut

95 What you do when you can’t fall asleep: listen to songs on my walkman

96 What do you think you were in your past life: a black and white animal

97 If you were to be born again: weeeeeeeeeee!!!

98 What are you going to do after you finish this: continue my conversation with ida

99 How honest were you: 100% honest

100 What do you want to say: i have an odd desire to say 'brocoli'

i tag:
alvin
caleb
brandon lee

pendidikan jasmani

2008-09-17T20:04:00.010+08:00

er.. despite dear boss' best efforts to prevent it, i have been granted permission to take pics in school at all times.. woot... in ur faces...

anyway, recently all pjk lessons in our school have been concentrating on building teamwork values and we did some pyramid building... as in human pyramid building... if we had some softie as a teacher we probably would just go play football during PE but when ur teacher's a bboy u dont mess around do you?cho's new idol lol

our dear classmates were 10 minutes late so hui and cheang decided to chiong poor tired nelson who took advantage of the lateness to catch some z's on the smelly sweaty mattresses...

after 30 seconds of warming up cikgu 'let the fun begin'

SO GET YER ARSES DOWN YE BASESyah i'm on the right =x on level one...

up goes level two...

and level three...we made it to level four but ultimately EPIC FAIL HAHAHAHHAHA lawrence.

severe exhaustion...we hv some super strong girls and they did it!!!!b4 cikgu told them to 'fall on the count of 3'... lolso the boys TRIED AGAINand weeee success =D hui and colette are honorary boys.

then, it was time to chiong bk to class to DotA... bong v hong

no one won cos cheangg had to go to 'guitar class'

this is where weiliang and i sit in class... probably best center seats in the school.. no teacher can see what we do here heh...

to illustrate what i mean, this is a teacher's view... with both of us sleeping... gg

thts all for this time.. probably wont get to update much cos exams are right after raya... til then, LEAVE COMMENTS =D

'you got a sad sad song. so sing it without me'

1992

2008-09-04T19:52:00.002+08:00

If you’re under the age of 11 or 12, 13 you shouldn’t even read this;
and if you do, you should not repost.

Just because you were born in ’97 doesn’t mean you’re a 90’s kid.

It’s not like you could remember the original Simpsons

I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90’s just won’t cut it.

you’re a 90’s kid if,
You remember watching:
-Kenan and Kel
-Doug
-Ren & Stimpy
-Pinky and the Brain
-AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
-Rockos modern Life
-Animaniacs
-Gargoyles
-Tom and Jerry [when they didnt talk]
-Hey Arnold
-Out of the Box
-Bear in the Big Blue House

You’ve ever ended a sentence with the word “PSYCHE!”

You just cant resist finishing this . . . “In west Philadelphia born and raised...”

You remember:
-Step by Step
-Family Matters
-Dinosaurs
-Boy Meets World

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

When everything was settled by:
-rock paper scissors or
-bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or
-miss mary mack

When kick ball was something you did everyday!!

you used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America’s Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.

You remember watching:
-The Magic School Bus
-Wishbone
-Reading Rainbow
-Ghostwriter on PBS

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.

And you played with Silly Puddy and Sticky Tac that you stole from the teacher’s walls.

You remember those Where’s Waldo books.

Those awsome buzz lightyear shoes that light up.

You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum.

You remember watching:
-The 1st Batman
-Aladdin
-Ninja Turtles
-Ghost Busters

You remember Ring Pops!!!

If you remember when every thing was “da BOMB!”

You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players

You played and/or collected “Pogs”

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere u went

You watched the original cartoons of
-Rugrats
-Wild Thornberry’s
-Power Rangers
-Rocket Power.

All your school supplies were “Lisa Frank” brand

If you collected those:
-Beanie Babies
-Yu Gi Oh and Pokemon cards
-Coins with the states on them
-Carebears
-Silver dollars, which were cool to have
-Everyone watched the WB

If you even know what an original walkman is..

You know the Macarena by heart

“Talk to the hand” . . .enough said.

You went to McDonald’s to play in the playplace

Before the MySpace frenzy.....

Before the Internet & text messaging ......

Before Sidekicks & iPods .

Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360

Before Spongebob . ..

When light up sneakers were cool and you had spiral spring shoelaces

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs

When gas was $1.95 a gallon

When we recorded stuff on VCR

You had slap bracelets!

You Actually played outside until it was dark!

Way back-Before we realized all this would eventually disappear

Post this in your bulletin if you smiled at least more than 4 times.

Repost with the year u were born.

extended holiday

2008-09-02T13:47:00.010+08:00

cough. i woke up with a bloody red (literally) eye so i decided not to go to school today. tried to think abt what i did the last time i skipped school but realised i havent skipped school since pri 4 when meningitis struck my old sch-.-

anyway, had some nostalgic time with my photo albums and went through everything from 2006 in school...

i realised that we actually used to be so close. maybe it was jst for the camera, but even so, 2c did do many things together. the most memorable of course was winning the merdeka play competition that year with our local heroes rentap and co. beating the whites/brookes.. we'll never have those days back, and what with all the rifts in our class now.. who knows whether we'll ever be able to relive those days...

so...

have a heart why dont you.

anyway, last week practically the whole school was busy preparing for our merdeka celebrations and despite the hectic schedules of form 4, tingkatan 4b managed to come up with what probably is THE BEST patriotic play ever. andy seems to get the best out of every class, as he once did with 2c. but anyway, here's the video(s)! its in 3 parts ya

kudos to everyone from 4b who (apparently despite having trouble cooperating normally o.o) managed work hard together and put up a superb play, one for everyone. let's hope next year's merdeka celebrations can have such another great play!

upsr is next week, so you primary 6 readers reading this well..

WHY ARE U BLOODY READING THIS????

only joking. good luck to all upsr candidates, and of course those sitting for your pmr and spm mocks

damn im bored

er, yea..

2008-08-13T17:39:00.008+08:00

this post is dedicated to a very special guy... no im not gay... 'hehe, XD' - rency.

MOVING ON,

this guy is someone who's always there for you.

NO ALVIN I AM NOT GAY

but he is kinda cute...

he may slack sometimes...

but he's still ever comforting...a debator..a guitarist...

heh... he gt 2nd for a bm speech competition in our sch recently... and won the bm essay comp.. so yea its safe to say he has the best bm in our form..

AND NOW... he's been made our bigHEAD BOY

out with the old, in with the new

yea, congratulations and good luck to you, Mr Head Boyand to the prefectorial board 2009. wish u all the best in keeping our sch peaceful!

i love bio but this is just...

2008-08-07T19:46:00.028+08:00

NOTE: according to what i've heard from various readers, my blogging style has become too girlish or as they put it, too 'julie-ish'. or 'julie-fied' - a yeo. therefore, i will 'swear excessively/unnecessarily while using words i cannot comprehend', as quoted from the Idiot's Guide to Masculinity.

warning: if u failed to read the previous post please don't even fkin attempt to read this!

look what happened to them

[danielle's reaction was genuine, wan's just a horrible actress:)]

we had bio first thing in the morning so we took some time off to say our final farewells...

evidently they wanted some music so a last sad song for them

one final prayer too
then time to chloroform! the damn critters took 3 cottons full of chloroform to ... be put to sleep?

then we left them in a box for abt 20 minutes while they struggled against the effects of the chemical CHCl3... it was pretty boring so people started to go off doing their own stuff...

finally its time to begin!actually no... the rats arent fully fainted yet... due to clashing information given by the bio teacher im not sure whether the rats are dead or just 'asleep' ... apparently she told the other class that the rats are still alive while she told us they're dead. weiliang's laughing his head off cos his rat just jumped.. loli swear this was totally candid (what were u doing with her jordan??? I THOUGHT WE WERE MEANT TO BE???)

check out wan's totally cool face!! and aaron's pic which was taken by chance hehthe six groups the last group consisted of people more worried abt their pimples than biology so they sat in a corner and talked about their love lifes.

now we're off!

the heart was beating faster than ijaz's amazing guitar solos.even the tongue??

prawn noodles anyone?i guess that means no.

ok the next act wad done cos cikgu anita said "since ur done cutting up the abdomen u can cut the skin till here *points at tail* and play with the scrotum"

check out its 'part'. so fkin dirty.. what went through my mind at this point was 'damn im never fucking a rat now'. and according to hui mian i said it out loud :Shere goes a ball

WAN'S SO HOT SHE EVEN TURNS ON DEAD RATS!i have no idea who did this.. evil..she's at it again! her face was etched with orgasmic pleasure once more but she declined to face the camera.there goes jimmy's head :(

there goes a happy aaron with jimmy's-head-on-a-stickjimmy's little show...rat ball with scrotum intact.

if you're wondering how to skin the rat, this is how its done.teeneng's not afraid of getting bloody hands

then it was time to clean up.... the whole class left the dirty job to teeneng... who obliged without hesitation... lol sad..

so while teeneng was cleaning up all the mess we made, we took more pics...

last groupie with charles' head. we'll miss you charles =\

there he goes scaring ppl with jimmy's decapitated head againtrying to act unlike the headboy he is.. congrats btwNELSON SERIOUSLY WOULD'VE EATEN THE RAT BRAIN HAD CIKGU ANITA NOT STOPPED HIM. WHY DID YOU DO THAT CIKGU ANITA???the cleaner and his only assistant. he kept the rat fur and brought it home.. teeneng u dirty boy...

honestly i have to say that bio was awesome this week. disection was funnn! but now there's gonna be a bunch of theory lessons =(. speaking of theory, TO ALL YOU GREENIANS READING THIS U'D BETTER GO STUDY RIGHT NOW =D.

mai cs pt3 might be coming up soon, along with pics of the installation with our new bigHead Boy.

oo oo and... HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHAUN!!! may all your sick wishes come true =)

i guess one's already true heh.

I WANT THAT PIC OF ME DOING THIS TO LEANDRE :D:D:D:D

Biology makes us all sick =\

2008-08-06T17:43:00.040+08:00

not just sick, but likee... there's no word that can describe it! if you're one of those weak hearted people and dont want to look like her, or her, (you're a really bad actress dora...)i'd suggest you read when you're ready la... ;)so cute right?!
not yet la yet... we have these first!

so eww right?!!?

i do wear tht pink wristband everywhere =.=!(kudos to jordan for pointing that out zz). getting ready to disect the froggie (which we named harold. we weren't attached to it. seriously! where are you now harold?T_T

shaun's getting all ready to dig out wan's earwax b4 we begin..

then off we go! first, we pin down the frog with pins, it looks like we're crucifying the damn creature =.=". then we slice open its skin and pullllllll.... yuck the membrane's sickly... while doing this, cheangg got hungry so... he took up a frog and...
posed to put the frog in his mouth but no one was there to snap a pic of it xD haha.. yeoh sia soi.. for some reason, all six groups had female frogs. and in each female frog there's. spawn!!frog eggs anyone? no the round things are nt eyeballs -.-

fk.. the heart was still beating =_=

despite all this gore, some people still felt the urge to say: "alex take picture of us! come on lah guys look at the camera!"

the one on the right is our prom queen btw :D congrats once more yanchi!

the master busy at work.. lol ok, i've no idea how this group got such a clean set of organs.

honestly, this was an accident =Xso was this xD

guess who's feeling orgasmic after slicing and dicing these poor froggies that didn't really do anything to deserve this lol.

all all this 'fun' we had, our bio teacher made us scrub the apparatus.. like, until she was satisfied! she made us late for moral but then who really cares about that subject anyway...

even the queenie gotsta get 'down n dirty', if you know what i mean /brows
this is our master's way of contributing to the 'cleaning up'

after that we had time to bond with our rats.. who we've kept for a week.. and are gonna die soon :(

some ppl decided to go off and bond by themselves instead of with us.. heh..

a BIG THANK YOU to you malei's especially WAN IDORA :) I LOVE YOU MALEIS HEHEHE

STAY TUNED FOR THE RAT DISECTION. WILL BLOG ABOUT IT TOMORROW. bye for now =)

Mai CS: Part 2 - The Rematch

2008-04-18T21:19:00.014+08:00

Wow.. so tis is the second installment of the mai cs series.. mai cs part 2.. for those assholes who still dunno wad counter strike is.. i duno wad to say liao la.. maybe go to hell la.. ok anyway.. tis is the second part n the continuation from wad happened the last time the gang went to the cyber for cs.. as usual, the same 6 star in this cyber battle..

1. Elvin
2. Elex
3. Pernerd
4. Rency
5. Nelvin
6. Jonny

special guest starring:

Benji

the gang met up yet again at the same cyber for another round of counter-effing fun-strike... Rency n Elvin followed Pernerd to the cyber cafe from Pernerd's hse where they had jus completed a 3 night sleepover.. Rency especially enjoyed sharing rooms wif Pernerd, who he claimed was 'as hot as hell in his jammys'.. Jonny and Elex finally realised that helping those in need was really the waste of life.. i mean come on.. helping change the world is so overrated.. Nelvin somehow was at the cyber when the rest got there.. they didnt bother asking what happened to him as they didnt actually care.. btw Rency was no longer a 'nui' since he was already as tall as his gf.. damn

Game commencing

Elvin has joined the CT forces
Rency has joined the CT forces
Jonny has joined the CT forces
Elex has joined the T forces
Pernerd has joined the T forces
Nelvin has joined the T forces

Round 1 commence

Elvin: woot.. time to get this partay started!
Pernerd: lame
Elex: wtf playing at de_dust
Rency: oh wow!.. u mean dusty lyk pernerd's room.. *winks*
Jonny: lol
Pernerd: zz..
Nelvin: haha.. terrorist rox
Elvin: u don dc anymore la.. gay
Nelvin: i dont remember wad happened that time la..
Pernerd: its nt lyk we care
Elex: lmao
Jonny: eh quick camp at bomb site A
Rency: i duno hw to camp bo.. hehe
Elex: lol.. they'll nvr see me coming
Elvin: i don understand why we don private chat when we tellin strategies..
Pernerd: yea.. dumb faggots
Rency: oo i lyk that word... XD
Nelvin: shut up la..
Elvin: eh rency quick move liao.. wad u doing there
Jonny: hes nt moving.. quick buy ur bloody weapons
Rency: but i cant find any long hard gun.. =D
Elex: wtf
Pernerd: zz.. why do we keep inviting him
Jonny: he was stayin at your hse..
Rency: u hurt my feelings!! *sob*
Elvin: omg hes really crying here next to me
Nelvin: cb gay

Jonny: quick middle
Jonny kill Elex
Elex: zz
Pernerd: u suck.. i show u how its done la
Rency headshot Pernerd
Pernerd: ..
Rency: dont say hurtful things to me anymore plz.. hehe
Elvin: nice shot
Nelvin: so good meh.. i dont believe it
Elvin: take side rency, jonny front
Jonny: kk
Rency: sure thing
Nelvin kill Elvin
Elvin: cb come from behind
Rency: eee
Jonny: neh i see him.. in front there!!
Rency: don worry im coming! :D
Nelvin: haha i see you..
Nelvin kill Jonny
Jonny: cb la.. wtf man.. werent u jus in front
Rency: i think that was me.. hehe
Nelvin: ahaha noob
Rency knifed Nelvin
Nelvin: WTF.. hw the hell did u do that
Rency: i duno wor.. i only press a button.. hehe
Nelvin: lucky shit

Counter-Terrorists win!!

Rency: yay! prawnage!
Elex: its pwnage..
Rency: ohh.. hehe

Round 2 commence

Rency: lucky tis place no roof.. so i wont fall down.. !!
Elex: ok whatever
Elvin: jon u snipe i ciong wif desert eagle
Pernerd: come la i snipe too
Nelvin: chao ngiu
Rency: ee u mean that cute boy from our class lowence ngiu? hehe i haf his hp no..
Jonny: go date him la..
Rency: hehe, XD
Elvin: zz anyway we ciong thro middle
Jonny: kk
Elex: eh go thro bridge plant bomb
Pernerd: o
Nelvin: go plant bomb la
Rency: wad do i do nw?
Jonny: aiya u buy ur gun then tok la
Rency: but it says buy time over
Elvin: wtf.. zzzzz
Pernerd: hahaha
Jonny: nvm la u jus folo me
Rency: no problem, heheh
Elvin: they're all at bomb site A
Elex: lai la
Pernerd: in position liao
Jonny: u go in thro main
Rency: me?
Jonny: who the f**k else la
Rency: owh ok
Pernerd sniped Jonny
Jonny: see la u.. CB la distraction
Rency: oops, sori
Elvin: damn
Elex: ahaha.. shit my hp ring
Nelvin: again
Elex: don worry, its nt lyk im gonna die again becoz of that
Elvin kill Elex
Nelvin: swt
Rency: swt is gay.. (-_-).. teehee!
Nelvin: sure thing..
30 seconds to explosion
Elvin: ciong nia!
Rency: wad does that mean
Pernerd: zz.. shut up
Nelvin: i go kill him
Rency: oh no!
Rency kill Nelvin
Nelvin: wtf again.. zzzz
Rency: hehe.. lucky shot!!
Elvin: lol
Pernerd sniped Elvin
Elvin: shit its up to u
Rency: i'll do my best guys!
Elvin: ..
Pernerd: lol.. u pistol nia hw to win
Rency headshot Pernerd
Pernerd: ccbkia
Rency: yeah!! hehe.. eh wads that blinkin light on the floor?
Elvin: its the bomb! defuse it!
Rency: i cant.. got tis annoying ticking sound which seems to be getting faster.. omg
Jonny: o well
Bomb explodes.. Rency is killed
Rency: wow.. i flew so far!! =]..
Elex: sad

Terrorists win!

Round 3 commence

Benji has joined the CT forces!

Benji: hey, mind if i join in?
Rency: omg.. he's so cute.. OMG!! he's rite next to me!!.. uh uh..
Elvin: wtf is rency doing..
Elex: nelv hes sitting next to u.. can u see wads he doin
Nelvin: ok sure.. omg WTF
Nelvin has disconnected from the game

Jonny: haha
Pernerd: quick la lets play
Benji: bring it.. ive seen u noobs play
Elex: cb come la
Elvin: rofl
Jonny: benji we ciong thro bridge
Benji: u dont tell me what to do dick
Jonny: owh sorry
Rency: ahh.. that was relieving
Elex: i dont even wanna noe wad u did
Rency: hehe, XD
Benji: is tis guy gay or sumting
Elvin: dunno, dun k
Pernerd: we only gt 2 ppl left
Jonny: lol
Elex: we both snipe
Pernerd: k
Elvin: rence u go thro bridge

Rency fell to his death
Jonny: hw the f**k did u fall n die??!! nvm
Elvin: zzz
Benji: haha.. jackass
Rency: hehe, i'll let u jackass me anytime, benji !!
Benji: ok
Elvin: quick la
Pernerd sniped Jonny
Jonny: u all camp la.. play cheat 1!!
Elex: lol

Benji kill Pernerd
Pernerd: cb lucky shot
Benji: bt i was using a pistol
Pernerd: damn i sia soi
Elex: u said it
Elvin: lmao.. ben ur pretty good
Benji: duh, better than all u noobs
Elex: zz.. so its me against the world
Elvin: poser
Elex: so what
Benji: haha i see him.. elv go around the other side
Elvin: kk
Elex killed Benji with a grenade
Benji: cb that was embarrassing..
Elex: i tot u very good.. haha sucker
Benji: zz
Elex: lai la 1 on 1
Elvin: why nt we settle wif knives?
Elex: err, sure ok
Elex killed Elvin with a grenade
Elvin: cb liar
Elex: its nt lyk i care

Terrorists win!

after that benji had to go home so rency decided to stalk him.. since there were only the 5 of them left at the cyber they decided to leave too.. well, they cud haf joined other ppl playing cs but they felt they were too good for them.. they went down to cilipadi but after waiting an hour for their roti canai, they got pissed n left wifout paying.. unfortunately, jonny was caught n beaten up by the roti canai maker while the others ran to the spring.. nelvin wasnt found again..

END

Note: The contents of this entry are meant solely for entertainment purposes bla bla bla.. Havent i typed tis out enough times??

We Love You Too Cikgu Siti!

2008-04-01T20:36:00.006+08:00

best classroom fun ever!
its probably times like these that cikgu siti must be really grateful to have our class...

Murid : Selamat pagi cikgu!

Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?

Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!

Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuhbermakna. Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.

Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!

Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentangperkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengancepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?

Murid : Faham, cikgu!

Cikgu : Saya tak mahu Ada apa-apa gangguan.

Murid : (senyap)

Cikgu : Pandai!

Murid : Bodoh!

Cikgu : Tinggi!

Murid : Rendah!

Cikgu : Jauh!

Murid : Dekat!

Cikgu : Keadilan!

Murid : UMNO!

Cikgu : Salah!

Murid : Betul!

Cikgu : Bodoh!

Murid : Pandai!

Cikgu : Bukan!

Murid : Ya!

Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!

Murid : Oh Hamba!

Cikgu : Dengar ini!

Murid : Dengar itu!

Cikgu : Diam!

Murid : Bising!

Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!

Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!

Cikgu : Mati aku!

Murid : Hidup kami!

Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!

Murid : Akar lama tak tau!

Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!

Murid : Rajin kami belajar cikgu!

Cikgu : Kamu gila!

Murid : Kami siuman!

Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!

Murid : Kurang! Kurang!

Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!

Murid : Belum! Belum!

Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?

Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!

Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!

Murid : Oh! Mengalah!

Cikgu : Kurang ajar!

Murid : Cukup ajar!

Cikgu : Habis aku!

Murid : Kekal kami!

Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!

Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!

Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!

Murid : Belum, pandai!

Cikgu : Berdiri!

Murid : Duduk!

Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!

Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!

Cikgu : Bangang kamu in!

Murid : Cerdik kami TU!

Cikgu : Rosak!

Murid : Baik!

Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!

Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!

Cikgu : (Senyap Dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)

yes it really did happen. 2006. best yr of school life for many??
readers that are taught by cikgu siti, please do not fear her. she's a wonderful friendly teacher. love her and she'll love you back! ;)
we love you too cikgu siti!

tagged

2007-12-10T11:11:00.001+08:00

Rules: Do this tag and answer all the questions into your own blog. Delete one question from all the questions and add one of your own questions, make sure it is 20 question. Tag 8 persons.

Questions:

1. What was your dream when you were a small kid?
to have a successful blog :] lol

2. What is the happiest thing in your whole life?
that would be either my sister's teddy or my dad's passion fruit plant. loll

3. What do you wish to have now?
-SE W910i/SE W960i
-Nokia N81
-A ticket to watch either Liverpool v Man Utd or Chelsea v Arsenal

4. How should the world be seen?
the world shud be seen from space... or else u cant see the whole freakin world wad... sheesh.. common sense.. duh
-raphael

5. What have you realized recently?
i've realised that putting a toaster in a tub full of water gives you soggy toast

6. What is the bad habit that you cannot accept the most?
calling some people by their surname. (sorry lawrence)

7. When you have something which you are unhappy about, what will you do?
i blog.

8. Are you afraid of losing?
HAH!! i dont noe the meaning of 'losing'.. no... seriously... i dont.. cud someone plz help me out here? wad is the meaning of losing... wth.. hw do u even pronounce the word..?
-raphael

9. Do you think that you feel helpless, or useless sometimes?
ermm... i dont think i can answer tis question... AHH!!... anyone there... i feel so alone...
-raphael

10. When you meet someone that you like, will you profess or hide your feelings?
it depends on who i profess my feelings to. i might tell someone else but not the person i 'like' :S

11. List out 3 kind of people you hate the most.
-Backstabbers
-Satanists
-Nuis

12. What is loneliness?

ask siang bo - he's the loner

13. Are you satisfied with your life now? Do you think any changes should be made?
no. yes. i should do more to serve the Lord.

14. When was the most recent time you felt touched?
last nite when in my bed.. i felt some1 groping me.. n after that i heard the familiar 'hehe.. XD'... damn
-raphael

15. Where is the place that you visited and you felt the most beautiful?
hmm. the grassless corner in my garden. i feel most beaufitul when i visit that place. lol

16. What are your plans this month?
practice with Tools For Fools.

17. If you have one wish that'll come true, what is it?
'3 more wishes!'

18. Do you have anything to worry or to be scared about recently?
the new friend that i made at bernard's party. very scared of her.

19. What quality would you like to see in someone?
self-respect. respect for others. consideration for others. belief in God. kindness, loving.

20. In which situation wont u forgive someone for what he/she has done 2 u?
erm. i forgive everyone for whatever they have done to me. i dont hold grudges of any sort.. its just not who i am.

Tagged Victims:
-"sweeetieeee"
-andy
-azzuddin
-caleb
-eleanore
-the dorks
-yiifoong
-yinghui

Mcb, Online Games..

2007-12-08T11:46:00.001+08:00

Yo again.. tis time im gonna talk abt online games.. online games destroy lives u say? well.. ur wrong u bast*rds.. to those hardcore gamers who sacrifice their social lives to play their precious games such as 'Maple Tale', on9 games are life itself man.. LIFE!! i mean, who cares if u don mix in wif the crowd or folo the latest trends or be cool or haf a gf/bf or haf frens or watch the latest movies as long as u have ur lvl60 Mega Skull of the Magician's Dog Sword of Appreciable/Exceptional Doom and Destruction which cost u that hard earned 40mil in the game?? i mean come on.. a sword lyk that jus spells pwnage!! (btw, its pronounced pawn-age but one of my smartass frens tells me its own-age.. so cb 1 rite).. PWNAGE I TELL U...

The lvl60 Mega Skull of the Magician's Dog Sword of Appreciable/Exceptional Doom and Destruction

Whats so great abt online games, u ask? Firstly, they make ur meaningless crappy lives haf more meaning! i mean, on9 u can do jus abt anything.. dont tell me u have not ever felt the urge to kill ur frens or unexplainably cute monsters jus to get golden coins worth about 4 of the in-game currency before.. i mean, which teenager hasnt had that feeling before?? if u havent, then ur still a little child la.. plz... online, u can act cool! u can be a totally different person online.. for instance if ur name in real life is Aloyscious, u can make ur character haf the name @loyscious.. COME ON.. HOW COOL IS THAT?? SHIT.. (erm, for those of u who dont get it, u change the letter 'A' to '@' which is also pronounced 'a' n so u change the letter but still get the same name! i MEAN, MEGA COOLNESS!!)

B4 online games were created, kids spent their time on beneficial games which improved brainpower and developed common sense.. THANK YOU TETRIS!

Thro online games, u can even get married.. woot.. can u imagine gettin married to some1 that u dont know who might be living somewhere near India.. cool rite? n when ur nt even at the legal age to do so yet? whoa.. thats the life.. gettin married to some unknown who cant speak english well.. damn.. the only prob is that the girl u met online might be some gay paedophile whos into little white Asian boys.. n as Rency wud probably say to a gay paedophile, "hehe.. ;)".. (n from tis i am nt implying that Rency is gay or wad.. but if u think so anyway its nt my prob)..

U can also make new frens thro on9 games.. good frens who actually care abt what u have in ur inventory and what type of armour u are wearing.. where else can u find these types of frens?? REAL LIFE? come on.. its nt lyk u'll be judged for what u wear on9 as compared to real life where every 1 of ur clothes comes under criticism for being too 'nerdy'.. cb... for example, u will only get these types of conversations in online games:

cooldudeloh13: hey, have u 'checked out' my lvl 35 Armour of The Terrorist Mass Destruction and Kittens??
chanmachine92: omg.. that is so cool.. n not nerdy at all even though u might be in real life..
cooldudeloh13: yea i noe.. hey, ur lvl 40 Helm of Angry Mums and Revelations looks so damn cool too!!
chanmachine92: oh wow, u noticed? i think it goes really well with my hair and really makes my eyes stand out!
cooldudeloh13: u go girlfriend!
chanmachine92: im a guy

so there.. u can be a totally different person online and not be judged for it! n even if ppl do think ur lame n gay online, at least they wont noe who u really are in real life rite?

Thro online games, u can PvP (PvP means pervert, viciously pervert, i think) as well.. u can haf battles with ur frens online in ur games to prove who is stronger or the better looking person.. instead of resorting to hurtful words such as "bokasi" or "chao {person's surname}", u can settle ur differences in a healthy online battle which will probably be observed by many other online players.. and then, u can let them judge.. in my opinion, thro these types of battles, real life fights involving paikias could be reduced and the world would be a way more peaceful place! go online games!

so there you have it.. online games will make the world a better place i suppose.. nw we sent out our interviewers who are as smooth as durian milkshakes to talk to some online game players and get their views on wad they think abt online games...

#1: We met this guy at a supermarket

Game played: Maple Tale
What he had to say:
Get awaay from me!! GO AWAY!! OI, f*ck u.. cb... GO AWAY DAMMIT.. if u dont get away now im gonna call my guild members here n we're gonna own u dammit!! OI!!
Our verdict: He's made many new frens online.. online games rock!!

#2 We met this guy at a school in the Tabuan area

Game played: Defence of the Moderns (D.o.t.M)
What he had to say:
HI MUM! IM ON TV!!.. what?.. im nt?? erm, cud u plz scratch out the "hi mum im on tv" comment.. WHAT DO U MEAN U CANT?? ccb.. eh come on la, plz.. i'll give u money to cancel it.. what?... i can go to jail for bribery? F*CK!!
Our verdict: This guy's played so many online games, he's screwed.

#3 We met this guy in a gaming convention where he was there to learn new techniques for "Road Fighter"

Game played: Maple Tale
What he had to say (we didn't think he noticed us there, so...):
Hmm.. when i go home i wanna play maple!.. i shud kill more to lvl up.. very soon liao, nearly lvl 12.. woot.. HAHA.. hehe.. lvl 12 n i'll be one step closer to being a pro.. hehehe (the laughing went on for abt 3 mins).. lvl 12.. hehe.. maple maple maple.. hehe.. woo!!
Our verdict: This guy was high on drugs.

So, there it is.. online games rock.. n u noe it!

END

Note: The contents of this post are meant for entertainment purposes only and are nt meant to... ah, whatever.. u shud noe the rest...

Mai CS..

2007-12-04T12:10:00.001+08:00

Ok, to start off... for those of u idiots who dunno wad CS or Counter Strike is, im not gonna even bother explaining to you and I think u better drive down to Kenyalang and buy a copy of the disc.. if no more liao TOO BAD LO... hahaha..

Anyway, tis entry is gonna be about wad a conversation among a few ppl wud be lyk while playing Counter Strike n this dialogue will be starring:

1. Elvin
2. Elex
3. Pernerd
4. Rency
5. Nelvin
6. Jonny

n special guest starring:

Lio and Pieyoa and Chia Lik

ok, one day Elvin, Elex, Pernerd, Rency, Nelvin and Jonny went to a cyber cafe near Cilipadi which is opposite Swinburne University.. they decided to play counter-strike becoz they thought counter strike was still the 'in' game and that dota sucked.. among these 6 ppl, 2 were nerds, 1 a dork, 1 a geek, 1 a semi-noob drummer and one a 'nui'.. (for those who dont't get it, the meaning of 'nui' is a handsome boy with a girlfriend who is usually taller or about the same height as him)

Game commencing

Elvin has joined the CT forces
Pernerd has joined the CT forces
Nelvin has joined the CT forces
Rency has joined the T forces
Elex has joined the T forces
Jonny has joined the T forces

Round 1 commence

Elvin: alrite, time to rock n roll
Pernerd: zzz
Rency: lame la.. anyways, hi all.. XOXO
Nelvin: woot, u terrorist going down la
Jonny: yea rite... its lyk saying i'm hot
Elex: wtf
Pernerd: zzz yea yea
Elvin: i buy maverick.. kill u all ar... bullshits
Elex: sure.. im cooler than u la
Rency: rofl
Nelvin: wtf... u noe wad rofl is meh
Rency: chao ur mother
Jonny: i buy ak
Elvin: okok, pernerd u go thro front.. i take side door
Pernerd: okiedokie
Elex: gay
Pernerd: u mean lyk my clothes??
Elex: yeap
Pernerd: ok
Jonny: i take vents.. wad abt u Rence?
Rency: zz i tot we were playin "Mickey Mouse's Hot Romances"
Elvin: wtf.. is there even such a game?
Rency: got, my mommy buy for me yesterday
Nelvin: omg man
Rency headshot Jonny
Jonny: wtf la.. ccb im ur damn team u d*ckhead
Rency: oops sorry
Rency: hehe XD
Elvin whispers to Nelvin: wtf.. who the hell invited this gay
Nelvin whispers to Elvin: no idea.. i suspect Pernerd
Elvin kill Elex
Elex: mcb.. i was looking at my phone
Rency: im the only 1 left meh? :)
Pernerd: eh elv hes at roof
Elvin: kk
Rency fell to his death
Nelvin: wtf sad man
Rency: oops... hehe... XD

Counter-Terrorists win!

Pernerd: woot, own u all la
Jonny: aiya next round u all nt lucky liao la
Elex: zz.. i go pay 4 the nt 2 hrs.. don start first ar

Round 2 commence

Pernerd: i go find Elex first.. kill him
Elvin: lol
Jonny: zzz
Rency: but he say don start first bo... hehe
Nelvin: so wad
Jonny killed Elvin
Pernerd killed Jonny
Rency fell to his death
Elvin: wtf was that.. zz
Rency: lol, sry i tried to play sniper but i fell.. oops.. (-.-)
Jonny: at least i kill elvin
Pernerd: shotgun ma.. i oso kill u la.. nw find elex
Elex: back... mcb tell u don start still start..
Pernerd: where are u elex
Elex: vents.. er i mean sidedoor
Pernerd: o, ok.. thx for telling me elex
Elex headshot Pernerd
Pernerd: walao u say sidedoor bo
Elex: sure, ok
Nelvin: zz.. so dumb la u
Elex: eh im at sidedoor now, true 1
Nelvin: isit? oh, ok
Elex headshot Nelvin
Nelvin: u LIE me!!
Elex: lol.. d*cks
Elex fell to his death

Terrorists win!

Lio has joined the CT forces
Pieyoa has joined the T forces

Nelvin: wtf.. lio!
Elvin: u gt bball training le
Lio: shut up.. fk u both.. later i beat u up
Jonny: lol
Rency: i'll let u 'beat me up'... heehee ;)
Elex: haha, py join our team.. u all die la
Pieyoa: lool
Nelvin: lyk u can beat me up
Elvin: he's rite next to u u noe that
Nelvin: o shi*...

Nelvin has disconnected from the game

Pernerd: sien

Round 3 commence

Pernerd: lio u take front.. elvin take roof
Lio: shut up.. fk u.. later i beat u up
Elvin: kk
Pieyoa: lool.. eh lio later coach kill us
Jonny: roflmfao
Rency: hehe, this round i'll buy the desert eagle
Elvin: zz they all camp inside vent la
Pernerd: thro grenade in
Elvin: k
Elvin has killed himself with a grenade
Lio: mcb.. later i beat u up
Elvin: zzzz
Pernerd: u dumb isit
Jonny: lol Pernerd i see u
Pernerd: ...
Jonny headshot Pernerd
Pernerd: wtf.. but i crouching quietly bo..
Pieyoa: kk.. onli lio left
Elex: lol.. i was playing wif my hp.. jus came bk
Pieyoa: zzz
Pieyoa headshot Elex
Elex: walao chao mother
Lio: so wad.. i can still kill u all.. then later i beat u all up
Rency: wow, hw manly! ;)
Jonny: hes on roof
Pieyoa: lool.. u take side ladder
Rency: me le?
Pieyoa: u jus don move la.. gay
Rency: okie then
Lio headshot Jonny
Jonny: wtf
Lio: HAHA
Pieyoa: zz
Rency fell to his death
Pieyoa: wtf man.. but werent u inside the vent?? wadever
Rency: sry ar.. hehe
Lio: lol only u left.. i ciong u liao
Pieyoa: zzzzzzzzzzz

Chia Lik has joined the game as a spectator

Lio: ??
Pieyoa: wth..
Chia Lik: Hi Guys! How are you all?
Lio: wtf
Elvin: wtf
Elex: wtf
Pernerd: wtf
Jonny: wtf
Rency: hehe, XD
Pieyoa: where are u? i dont even see u in the cyber room
Chia Lik: Hahaha.. I like guns!
Chia Lik headshot Lio
Chia Lik headshot Pieyoa
Lio: wtf.. OMGWTFMCBBBQ
Pieyoa: lool... sh*t
Chia Lik: Yay!! yaya

And by that time, Pernerds mum came calling so he had to go home.. and since Rency and Elvin had to follow him home.. the 3 of them left.. the rest decided that they were wasting their lives in front of the computer screen and decided to become better people by walkin to the cheshire home and helpin those in need.. Nelvin was never found.. and the appearance of Chia Lik was nvr explained.. rumour has it he is a Counter Strike pro.. others say he used a hack.. but when interviewed by RTM reporters, this is all Chia Lik had to say for himself

Chia Lik: I LIKE GUNS!! BIG BIG GUNS!! yayaya BANG BANG!! WOO!! BANG

END

Note: the contents of these entry are meant solely for entertainment purposes.. so if u feel insulted nt our fault.. haha... CS ROX!

mcb, noob bands

2007-12-03T22:34:00.002+08:00

Hey, wassup... so as u can tell by the title, this entry is going to be about noob bands, in other words new bands or bands that are trying to act cool.. these kinds of bands last time already have experience but failed in the first attempt.. so they try to make new bands with new members n sometimes 1 or 2 old members.. another thing about this kind of bands.. they always take other bands' music n try to play them...

but but BUT...

when they play the songs its usually nt as good and they nid to play by tabs that they get from websites such as:

http://www.911tabs.com/
http://www.ultimateguitar.com/
http://www.musicfornoobbands.com.my/ (this website may have already change link)

let us consider this.. wifout these websites noob bands have no chance so.. let us all be thankful to these wonderful sites

THANK YOU 911TABS!! ON BEHALF OF NOOB BANDS!

alrite.. lets move on to other things about noob bands... these kinds of bands usually have no proper place to 'jam'.. if ur unsure about the meaning of 'jam', let me enlighten you.. according to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jam_(music), a jam session is a musical act where musicians gather and play (or "jam") without extensive preparation or predefined arrangements.. okla, i tell u if u dont understand.. jamming is for noob bands.. as u can see from its definition.. "without extensive preparation"... meaning, lousy la becoz no proper equipment.. anyway, noob bands always need to find places to 'jam'.. for example, they go to places which have cinemas at the top of them to 'jam'.. n for each of these 'jamming' sessions, they nid to pay money, which usually is a big prob for these noob bands.. u shud understand they have no money yet since they're NOOB.. haha

ok, another thing abt noob bands.. they always have problems finding members... usually the problem is that they cant find enuff members so in the end they have to get their frens.. n sometimes their frens are ppl who jus come back from overseas.. so sad rite? so if anyone is interested in joining a noob band which is lacking members, plz dial the helpline for noob bands, 010-998-NO-HOPE-LIAW..

noob bands also find it hard to finish playing a song during their "jamming" sessions.. usually, they wil only play a song half-way before giving up and moving on to the next song.. so in the end, they nvr get anything done.. very noob rite?.. nt only wasting money, they also waste their time which can be used for more beneficial purposes lyk fishing or going on a road trip down to 17th mile... plz la.. fishing is fun ok..

some ppl really love their fish.. fishing rox...

1 last bad thing about noob bands.. they don have any chance to show their talents and become good or famous... i mean come on.. we're in Kuching..

SO.......

WADS THE WHOLE DAMN FREAKIN POINT OF EVEN FORMING A NOOB BAND IN THE 1ST PLACE???

u decide...

THESE ARE A FEW NOOB BAND MEMBERS SPOTTED ROAMING THE STREETS OF TABUAN AREA..

this noob band member was spotted at a school forcing an innocent boy to open his mouth for reasons unknown.. the 1 behind the flag thinks he is a Malaysian terrorist and that posering Namewee is cool.. beware... they are dangerous n also posers...

this noob band member was spotted at a park area wearing a grey shirt with a bee on it as he was tryin to poser someone he saw.. experts conclude that the bee was a symbol of "The Hives", another popular band which many aspire to become lyk... noob band members are LAME!!

this noob band member was tryin go figure out how to play the classic "Mary Had A Little Sheep".. unfortunately, until 2day there are rumours that he is still practising to fulfill his dream of joining the world-famous band "Cobra Starship"

this noob band member was 'choi-su'-ing in KL.. no1 noes hw he even afforded to go there.. however, he was arrested after that for stealing cameras and tryin to act cool in front of tourists.. he couldnt afford the bail and was arrested for indecent behaviour in public.. tsk tsk tsk...

so now i have shown u a number of noob band members.. my advice to you.. BEWARE OF THEM... be very very afraid if u dont want to ever meet them.. another way to tell if they're noob band members, they often have lame band names such as "Fall Down Boy"..

ATTENTION: the contents of this post are not meant to insult anyone and is only meant for poking fun.. so my peng-yus who read this entry, dont feel insulted at all ar! btw, i am promoting a new band called Tools For Fools.. this entry was meant to joke with them but in reality, it is made up of great members.. our blog supports you!